I had to share this very funny review of ‘feminine hygiene’ products with you from our friends at Skinsmatter today as I hooted at it over my morning melons (ooer missus)! Truthfully, that is actually what I had for breakfast!
I have to say I really don’t agree with the assertion that women have to somehow keep everything germ-free and fragranced ‘down there’ as if it is somehow ‘dirty’. I regularly shout at feminine hygiene product TV ads, to be honest, and I did gurn a bit at this too. I prefer the term ‘intimate toiletries’ or ‘lady garden products’ or something; I think it’s the word ‘hygiene’ that gets me. That said, there is some useful info here for you if you need such things. I do agree that the best ‘itch’ product we had in the dispensary years ago was indeed the Topida that Hazel mentions.
Aside: as I was writing this, P reminded me of a funny joke that fits in quite nicely here:
Lady is due to go for a smear test. Realises she didn’t have a shower this morning so goes to the bathroom, picks up a spray from the cabinet and gives herself a good spritz with it. Later, the doctor does her test and, afterwards, says; “very nice but you don’t have to go to so much trouble for me , you know.” The lady looked at him perplexed and left. At home, she had a peek and realised she had used glitter spray!
Ha ha ha. I like that one; could be a whole new market there!
Anyway, if you would like a laugh and some info on good lady garden products, do have a read of the Skinsmatter piece. All we need now is a natural glitter spray…